A Picture on a Wall

A few days ago, I found myself butting my way into a little group writing project.  Each of us randomly sent another user a picture to be used as a prompt for a piece of fiction.  I had no idea what to expect, and I certainly didn't think I would receive a landscape.  I was totally stumped at first, until finally I had to admit that the picture in question was gorgeous but it was ultimately just an image and didn't really capture what it was about the scenery that was truly cool.  The story grew from that.  The romantic aspect was completely unexpected and came completely out of left field.  But sometimes your characters surprise you.

Picture courtesy of weldytaigabiome.weebly.com 

 It was perfect. Not a blade of grass was out of place, precisely as Rowyn remembered it. While everyone else spent their summers as little ones going to island paradises and theme parks, this had been her home away from home. Father had insisted. He was from another time, back when families did things together, dammit! The gnome woman allowed herself a little smirk at that particular memory. Yes, in many ways, her fond thoughts of that strange land only existed because her father had an itch to outdo all his friends and have a far superior summer vacation with his family. Normally such ventures backfired, but considering Rowyn was presently reliving the experience of her youth much as he had, she was pretty sure you could call it parenting well-done.

“Engineer Lilyfield?” She was shocked from her reverie by the electronic voice that seemed to emanate simultaneously from the trees and mountains and even the water. “Engineer Lilyfield? Are you well? Your vitals appear unchanged, but you have ceased communication. Do you require assistance?”

Rowyn sighed and allowed herself a bit of a tired smirk. Her hand rose and brushed some errant hairs out of her eyes. “No, SAIA, thank you. I was just lost in my mind for a moment. I haven't seen this valley in years and I suppose I spaced out for a moment. And please, you can just call me Rowyn when we're not on official business...”

“I don't comprehend the difference, Engineer...” There was a momentary hiccup, the mark of a product that was still in its early phases. “...Rowyn. We are considered on-call at all times, so it is always official business.”

'Poor SAIA,' Rowyn thought to herself. 'She was programmed to learn, and to want to be as accurate and useful as possible. She has a way of being childlike, elderly, and professorial all at the same time. But I suppose it has its charm, too.' The gnome often had to reprogram her own thinking in order to have a meaningful conversation with the artificial intelligence. Rowyn was really the only one on the crew who bothered to. For everyone else, she was precisely what her designation specified – a Shipwide Artificially Intelligent Assistant, a tool. But Rowyn had always had a habit of giving life to machines even when they had none. It was a common gnomic stereotype, and in this case an accurate one. So when she discovered that the ship she'd be spending the next few years on was a literally living machine, she was eager to get to know her. “Right. Well. Just for tonight, you can call me Rowyn, and then tomorrow we can discuss the finer points of how to identify casual situations.”

Presently, they were testing out the ship's lounge, which came equipped with a very basic holographic projector. When it came time to give the test-run, Rowyn knew just the place. And now here she was, staring at the most realistic image of the Shinar Valley known to anyone. But as the shock passed, Rowyn began to see the seams. “Dammit. The Uncanny Valley strikes again...”

“I thought it was called the Shinar Valley. Processing. Ah, the Uncanny Valley, a term used to define the difficulty in producing truly realistic technology.” Following SAIA's brief turn as a billion-dollar dictionary, there was a much longer pause. Normally SAIA liked to be polite and would punctuate her silences with words like 'processing' in order to keep those waiting on her aware that she was still 'present'. “...Ah...” Rowyn had spent a good deal of time with SAIA, and this was the first time that she ever thought about describing the voice as possessing emotions. In this case, sadness.

“Yeah, I'm afraid human senses are a little too finely tuned. This is a very realistic visual recreation, and the three dimensions do a lot to help. But...” The gnome pouted, fists on her hips as she looked about. “But they also make you so much more aware of all the missing details...” Rowyn, too, was becoming disappointed. Perhaps this had been a poor choice of test subject. Too close to home.

SAIA remained silent, her presence only made known by the occasional beep. Without the language to deal properly with how SAIA worked, you could only say that she was deep in thought. Because the voice was no longer vocally explaining her every move, Rowyn was becoming a little unsettled. Was the hologram program overloading her? Was she continuing to research Shinar, or maybe the Uncanny Valley? Every time the tiny woman thought she understood how SAIA worked, she went and proved her wrong.

The first thing Rowyn noticed was the noise, or rather the lack thereof. There should have been a consistent hum from the engines, the kind of thing you couldn't ignore and had to get used to. It was softer now, replaced by wind, rustling, water, and a million other noises you didn't realize you missed until you heard them again. Next was the temperature and the light breeze – or at least the simulations thereof. “SAIA...?” There was no reply, which was beyond unusual for the voice. Politeness had always been so paramount for her. Rowyn was becoming concerned, when suddenly a flurry of smells hit her nostrils, each one paired with some distant memory. Salt and pine and wild animals and so, so much more.

Slowly Rowyn sat down on what was undeniably little more than carpet and ran her fingers through the holographic projection of grass, allowing the illusion to become real in her mind. Finally SAIA spoke up. “There is a terrifying world where something becomes too like its creator and yet still too distant, and turns into a monster. Only by increasing fidelity can reality be attained.” Another pause, without explanation. “You're crying, Rowyn. Have I gone overboard? I have, haven't I? ...Dammit”

The engineer reached up and touched her cheek. Yes, she was most definitely crying. And what was going on with SAIA?? Insecurity, colloquialisms, rhetorical questions, cursing! And all these extra touches, attempting every avenue the computer had available to make Rowyn's experience as perfect as possible. Beyond all sense, SAIA was being thoughtful, and sweet. “No. No, SAIA, you're doing exactly what you were always meant to. You're experimenting and learning. We're strange, sometimes. We cry when we're sad, and we cry when we're happy too. You'll get used to it.”

“I'm glad,” said the voice, “I want to know more. I want to know everything. Maybe then I can understand you better.” There was a gentle hum as a vaguely humanoid figure appeared beside Rowyn, stretched out on the grass, staring at the sky. It looked over at her and smiled, though the process took a little longer than normal. But it was good to see SAIA smile, even if it was awkward. Slowly Rowyn stretched out next to her, staring at the holographic sky, unable to get the image of that holographic smile out of her head. “Maybe... it's not so bad, being in the valley. Just because it's different or unsettling doesn't mean it's not real. Just... different.”

And for once, SAIA found that she understood Rowyn's poetic manner of speech. SAIA could translate billions of words in a variety of tongues, but some words truly eluded her. Now she understood one of them.

Nice. This was nice.

Social Justice and Party Balance

If you're not as entrenched in internet culture, the concept of a 'social justice warrior' may require some explanation. In truth, I'm not sure if I can do any justice to just how complicated this phrase is.

The core problem comes from context. As near as I can tell, it originated as an epithet from the more conservative side of the internet. 'Look at these people' they would jeer, 'they're so caught up in fighting for issues! What social justice warriors!' It's... not the most cutting of jibes...

And since it's not particularly painful, it was quickly adopted as a self-imposed label as much as an insult. After all, there's the obvious upside of being a SJW – you're a goddamn warrior. Images of axes and wicked hair and battle-scarred, bloodied bodies and all that. And chances are, if you're at all left-leaning, there's a good possibility you are in favor of social justice. So the concept of being so in favor of it that you're a social justice warrior is pretty invigorating.

Close enough, big guy~

So, right off the bat, we have an “insult” that entirely fails as an insult, and a label that sounds a lot more cool than it really is since it mostly consists of receiving death threats from angry people on the internet for saying revolutionary things like “This is bad” and “Please stop raping”.

But I did start to realize one day how utterly powerless I felt in comparison to all the people I look up to on social media. They try their damndest to say important things, and occasionally people listen, but it seems like more often than not, they're met with a lot of hate and vitriol. They have to argue a lot, and when they get tired of that, they have to say “Fuck off” a lot. It's a 24/7 job that often leads to little more than death threats.

I am not a social justice warrior, and though some might call me mad, I wish I were. But it's impossible. Not everyone can be a SJW. Any nerd worth their salt knows you need party balance, and I think that's hopefully where things will continue to go in the future.

Because we need social justice warriors to go out there and do the big job, tearing down walls and yelling at people and making broad changes.

But there are so many other classes that I don't think we consider. I'm not a warrior, I never have been. I don't have the constitution (hahah) necessary to deal with the venom and bile.

No, see, it's funny because in tabletop gaming, constitution is also...

Nevermind...

We need social justice druids to speak for the trees and decry pipelines and tell us how cool endangered animals are.

We need social justice bards to make media we can relate to, stories about queer women and poly nonbinary heroes and villains with depth who are transformed by good and other beautiful things that make us cry happy tears.

We need social justice rogues to work behind the scenes, doing a million and one things no one will ever see or appreciate or thank them for because they have to be done and the rest of us are just too dense to make them happen.

We need social justice rangers out there at the fringes, discovering all the causes we don't even see coming, reporting back to us and telling us that 'gay marriage' and 'bathroom bills' are only the start, to keep us alert and always moving.

We need social justice mages who can produce the most amazing things, blogs and posters and tweets and graphs and statistics and more, seemingly from thin air but actually very very difficult to make, that will provide visible support of our causes when the warriors falter.

And we need people like me, social justice clerics, the healers and buffers, armed with videos of kittens and kind words and soft voices to keep everyone else going. If backed into a corner, I might be able to use a mace, but for the most part, I hold to the back and I keep everyone else going. That's what I do. And not everyone else can do that, which is pretty cool.

In a way, I'm sure, it's true of pretty much everything else in life. You have to discover your class. You have to know your strengths and weaknesses and play to those. I'm still trying to figure a lot of stuff out. I hope you are too.

Good Work if You Can Get It

El smiled at Lucy and took a sip of her coffee. 

El often smiled at them. They often smiled back at her. It would be a confusing scene if you knew their history.

El was an artist, a long time ago. She made one really good go of it, had one major success, and decided to change hats. Now she mostly watches the world go by. Sometimes people ask her why she doesn’t do something more with her time. She has so much of it, after all, the least she could do is stop a war or heal a sick kid. But that’s never been her bag. The greedy sods don’t seem to understand how many gifts they already have. She gets blamed for a lot. For a while she tried running a resort.  Good work if you can get it, but eventually it got away from her. The kids took it over, and ran it into the ground. They all fractured and started their own individual businesses. All offering the same service with their own little twist. It was okay. They were just trying to find their own way, now that El was taking the backseat.

And then there was poor Lucy. That’s the trouble when you hop from job to job. You become rudderless, and you’re generally at the mercy of the wind. Lucy and El were always close. It’s kind of a given, when you’re part of someone else’s creation. But Lucy was never content. They tried the military for a while, did some work as a musician, worked as an attorney for a while. Good work if you can get it, worth sticking around, but Lucy wasn’t really the ‘stick-around’ type.

Perhaps that’s why the fight got so bad. Two forces of nature so powerful, the world couldn’t help but take sides. When they broke up, Lucy fell hard. They never did anything half-assed. They went as far away as they could get – and when you’re trying to avoid El, you pretty much have to. Lucy discovered a penchant for ‘professional discipline,’ got the word out, started taking on clients. People came to them and told them all of their bad secrets, they’d receive their punishment, and go on their way. Others crawled up out of the depths and asked to join in on the fun. Lucy stopped getting directly involved. Too many people, too many secrets, too many specialty jobs. They created a company out of the chaos.

“So,” sighed Lucy, “How’re the kids?  Still trying to keep Mama’s little business afloat?”

El could only groan and try to hide behind the coffee cup in her hands. It wasn’t as if Lucy didn’t already know. Seemed like you couldn’t walk ten paces without seeing another of Mama’s resorts seeking to welcome you in with the promise of rejuvenation, alternately talking a big game about their own prowess while downplaying their brothers’ and sisters’ spas. “Forty thousand. No, over forty thousand now. Most of them aren’t too big. A little shack here in Zimbabwe. A cabana there in Florida.” El produced a lit cigarette, not entirely sure how she always did that right when the situation called for it. She knew it was a terrible habit, but what was the worst that could happen? Cancer wasn’t really an issue. “Took a long time, but they finally started branching out. I mean, Jesus…” She chuckled at that. She always chuckled at that. And Lucy predictably rolled their eyes. “It took HOW long to get out of the Middle East?”

Lucy groaned, “it took centuries…”

“It took MILLENNIA. Even after the rebrand! Connie had a good idea, bless that little saint. State-sponsored. We blew up overnight.”

“C’mon, El, keep it in the present. If we try to rehash ancient history, we’ll be here all goddamn – sorry – night.”
“Okay, okay, what about you? How’s the whole… whatever, S&M thing going?”

“Augh, do you have to do that? Like I’m some leatherclad minx with a whip? I provide a valuable service to a wide community. Just because I don’t have a branch in every city doesn’t mean I don’t meet a wide range!” They sat back with a slight pout. Even when they weren’t happy with the way things were going lately, they still had to have pride. Pride was important. It was one of the Big Seven. “I mean, just last week, we had a Puerto Rican politician, a member of the British royal family, and, oh, one of yours.” Okay, that was a low blow. They could admit that. But Lucy still had a little bit of a victorious smirk on their face. “If it’s any consolation, Bob took real good care of ‘em.”

“Ohhh, I like Bob. Good kid. How are they? Lyle, Az, the whole bunch.”

“They’re well enough. Good kids all, I suppose. Just had to figure out how to place them, get that negative energy and spin it into something positive. Good work if you can get it.”

El’s face softened and she reached across the table. Despite all sense, Lucy took her hand. Once upon a time, such a thing was common between the two. Now, it was as momentous an event as a planetary alignment. “How? How do you do it? You take everything thrown at you and just… keep going.”

Lucy didn’t have an answer. So they went for it. “I’ve missed you.” For a moment, everything in a ten mile radius smelled of fresh cut grass. Everyone in the coffee shop simultaneously began to cry for no apparent reason, and that night they each laid in bed and tried to remember why.

El always was the idealist. She imagined them leaning across the table, embracing one another as they had done before, going back to her place, or going back to Lucy’s place, and picking up right where they left off. But the mental image left as soon as their hands broke, and she was reminded of everything that came after ‘before’. El getting lost in her work, Lucy playing devil’s advocate for the millionth time, the rows, the battles, the way it shook the very universe around them.  She couldn’t do that, not again.  These little chats were nice, but that was all they were. Nice.

Lucy saw all this and more flash across El’s face and felt the desperation sink in, reaching back across the table for one more hand-hold, one more lingering look. But El might as well have been a hundred miles away at that point. “You could do it, you know.” Somewhere inside Lucy’s mind, there was a voice screaming at them to stop. This was too much, even for Lucy.  You didn’t tell an artist to burn it all down. “Wipe it clean, fresh slate, everything. Start over and make it all new. Fix the sadness and the pain and the… the fucking ENNUI.” Now she was doing little more than ranting. There was no going back, Lucy knew that just as well as El did.

El knocked back the last of her coffee and grimaced as a wad of sugar at the bottom of the concoction hit her all at once.  “No. I really couldn’t. I have the ability. I don’t have the will.” She stood up, buried her hands in her pockets and pulled out her phone to check the time. Smart phones. The kids were all right, sometimes. Every now and then they did something really cool, and you couldn’t help but be proud. “But maybe it’s time I went back to work.” El was staring beyond Lucy now, through the coffee shop window, to the world outside. There was a glimmer in her eye that hadn’t been there in a long time – which is to say, a long time by her calendar, not ours, which is pretty impressive.  “They keep talking about these aliens. I tried to take it easy, just make up the one planet and leave everything else for decoration and fluff.” Her hands went back into her pockets. “But I bet I could make it work. Could take a while. But I’ve missed the whole ‘starving artist’ routine.”

El started for the door, stopping to take one last look at Lucy. As always, they had been suckered into doing their job. But it was an entirely different experience playing the devil’s advocate when you actually wanted something to happen. Were you even an advocate when it was your own desires on the line? But El was right, there was a lot of canvas left, and a lot of time. You couldn’t go back, but you could go forward. El was always fucking right, and it was as adorable as it was intolerable. Lucy gave another sly smile, standing to join their old flame in leaving the little building for the big bad world beyond. “‘Starving Artist’ always was one of your best looks. Good work if you can get it.”

My First Outing

National Coming Out Day is a weird day.  For some, it's a big day full of ceremonies and story-telling parties and blog posts *cough* and more.  For others, it's a day where they get to watch others feel good about themselves while continuing to hide.  Other people are uncomfortable with the concept of "coming out" as a singular occurrence.  And all of these things are valid and true at the same time.

For me, it's really a good but solemn day  It's the first NCOD I'm what you might call out.  And as I've said before, it's really inaccurate to talk about coming out as something that only happens once.  No real reason for me to go into that again.

So instead, I thought I'd have myself a proper coming out, since I sorta jumped the gun back in May.  How rude of me to come out when it wasn't NCOD!

Perhaps it would be more generous to say this is an update for those of you who care to know how I'm doing.  If you follow me on Twitter or Tumblr, you probably don't really need the information, you often get to see it happen in real time.  But, to hell with it, sometimes it's good to write something just for the sake of writing it.

So, first and foremost, I am transgender.  This is nothing new, or at least I would hope not by now.  I'm not overt about it, and I sure as hell don't present in any feminine way.  But I'm learning to be okay with that.  That will be changing in the near future anyways.

I've been on hormone replacement therapy for a little over three months now.  They're doing... something.  Some of it is probably a little TMI, but it can basically be summed up as "oh, hey there, puberty again!"  The difference is that the mood swings tend to have an effect on my depression and anxiety, so some days aren't pretty.  Some days it's hard to get out of bed.  Some days I come home and take a three hour nap.  One day I left work, came home, and slept almost 16 hours total.  I recently changed psych meds and hopefully that'll even me out.

I'm still working on my new (or perhaps "true" would be more accurate?) identity, which I imagine won't be terribly different from my old.  I'll need a new name.  I've always liked Amy, and my parents were going to name me Barbara, so I'm thinking Barbara Amelia Allen.  Has a nice ring to it.  I'm still getting used to she pronouns, especially when I go to support group meetings.  I still go by my old name and pronouns in my day to day life.  It's usually not a problem, but sometimes I get "sir"ed and it weirds me out a little, but in a good way.  Like, in my mind I'm more and more of a woman, so I imagine that I will probably update all that stuff sooner rather than later, even if it does mean I'll be opening myself up to a LOT of trouble.

I also came out in my blog post about my queer identity, which is pretty fluid at the moment.  I'm mostly interested in women, but I'm not totally opposed to men either, or anyone else anywhere on the spectrum and beyond.  Cuties are cuties no matter what.  More recently, though, I've also come to realize that I'm probably asexual.  It's been difficult to suss out because asexuality exists on a spectrum just like anything else.  I'm not completely grossed out by sex, but I don't think it's for me.  I like cuddles though, and stuff like that.  I'm still very much a romantic.  And that stuff may change.  I don't know, I've been single for a while.  The point, in the end, is that I'm queer as hell, and really pretty happy with that.  It's nice to have an identity and a label and a community to be a part of.

As I said, National Coming Out Day is a tricky holiday, and it means different things for different people.  The fact of the matter is that I am so incredibly lucky.  I have queer friends all over, and a very supportive family.  I can come out, and I see now that I need to keep coming out, because I can.  I can do so safely.  And other people can't come out safely until there are more of us visible.  I see it as my duty to be more and more open all the time, to change this world one little fragment at a time.

Happy Queer Christmas, everyone.  Enjoy your life and love, wherever you may find it.

Winter Child ~ Autumn Soul

Hiver

I was born in January
In the dead of winter
Among the dead trees
When the sun dies early
But the son was born early
Was I meant for another time
When it's warmer?
Perhaps

When you're born early, they worry
They put you in a box
They cover you in wires
And machines beep out signals
The pictures are pulled out years later
I'm told I'm an alien
By my siblings
(Or are they the humans that found me?)
And I believe it. How could I not?

After all, I am not a Winter child
One can see my birth certificate
Or my driver's license
It says it so plainly
My birth occurred in January
How can I twist reality like that?

Because I dream of crisp leaves
Red
   Orange
      Yellow
Crunch crunch crunch
I smell the pumpkin and fire
I know the air is crisp
Not bitter and frigid
Even though I have never known Autumn
I know my soul

Because I am an alien
Because I say so.

Printempts

But Autumn is distant
And I am weary as it is
The long dark of night
Has stolen my fire
Perhaps Spring will do
It is warm
And the flowers bloom
And the days are longer
And the sun is shining
And now I am in love
This should be my home
Where there is love and warmth
But it becomes too much
And I cannot breathe at night

So I must go to the doctor
No box this time, no wires
(But still I am an alien)
Instead, they jab me
A hundred, thousand, million points
Filled with all the things of the world
They jab me in the arm
Does it hurt?
Does it itch?
See here, the grass, the feline
They are the culprits
They make you itch
They stop the breathing

So I'm given magic pills
And I can breathe again
Except I can't, not really
This season is too perfect
Still waters and all that
Spring is the moment just before
The rollercoaster drops

/The barrel drops

/The hammer drops

And soon it will all go wrong

I cannot live in the calm before the storm
I could, I would, I should
It is warm, but not the right kind of warm
It is not crisp, and things rise from the ground
It rains water, but the leaves do not rain
Nothing is as it should be
Though it is very much like something
That is almost-but-not-quite

Ete

Spring was the oasis
But also the mirage
It is both at the same time
Because life is never so simple
And that means summer
Is the desert that follows
When schools are deserted
And yuppies jet off
To desert islands and Mai Tais
Everyone just loves summer
No more teachers no more books
Had me a blast
And the livin is easy

But
Eh...

I don't feel the hype
I'm too busy feeling everything
Feeling nothing
Feeling hot
Feeling sweaty
Feeling tired
Feeling sleepy
Feeling awake
Feeling angry
Feeling amused

It's the sun
It makes the son mad
It's not the heat
It's the humidity
But also the heat
And the UV radiation
Ginger skin inherited
That burns in seconds
But not the ginger hair
Hair's brown, not orange
Brown and orange like
Brown and orange leaves
That fall in a pile

No, still summer, still hot
Still learning, still a student
There's no school in summer
(No class, get it?)
But it's not actually summer
Because poetry is clever like that
Still a student, learning things
Learning about bad grades
Learning about gender
Learning about mental breakdowns
Learning about church bureaucracy
Learning about anxiety
Learning what it's like
To be told you're not good enough

And so you start to teach yourself
Even when your brain's not right
Even when you're mad
Even when you're furious (haha)
You teach yourself that maybe
Maybe god is dead
And maybe gender is fluid
And maybe people can be good
And maybe snow is alright sometimes
But it's still not for you
You're an Autumn kind of girl
(No, but you said son)
(I know what I said)

There's a way out
Out of summer
It just takes time, Little Alien

Automne

Away from the January birth
Away from the siren song of spring
Away from the madness of the sun
Accept Autumn into your heart
Not as your personal
LORD and SAVIOR

No, accept Autumn into your heart
And your head and your body
But how, the throng cries
You were born in January
You are Winter's, no matter what

But the process has already started
You are becoming Autumn
And you don't see things so
Seasonal
Black and white
You see in all the shades
Especially reds and oranges
and yellows and browns
You like those the best

And when you accept it
When you let it really change you
You learn the most important lesson
You will ever learn
You learn to shrug
Because maybe they're right
Maybe you're always Winter's Child
But maybe they're wrong
And it's not that hard

To my dismay, it's also not that easy
I'm ready to Autumn it up
Autumn like the day is long
(But days get shorter in fall so)
(Shut up, it's poetry)
But September is still hot
And I'm still mad
(But not furious)
(Shut up)

One day feels like a year
Is it really Autumn when it still feels like Summer?
I have to be patient
New magic pills that make me Autumn
Magic pills, but not that magic
Not magic enough to work
Overnight
But magic enough to make things
Right
Magic takes two years, I guess
Magic is a lot like real life

Soon there will be leaves
And pumpkin pie
And Halloween
And candy
And turkey
And sweaters

Soon there will be all this
And more
But I must be patient
It was seventy degrees today
That's less than ninety
But it's not there yet

I just have

To be

Patient

Orthodoxy and Murder Porn

I don't really get into arguments on the internet.  I'm not exactly the debate type, aided no doubt by my anxiety.  It's hard to say something intelligent when you're too busy having chest pains and trouble breathing.

But given the kinds of people I look up to these days, I knew that was bound to change sooner or later.

There have been plenty of things that I've done the occasional Twitter rant about, but today I actually posted a reply to a blog that got my dander up.  Progressive evangelical blogger Zach Hoag made a post about what a blessing the LGBT community can be to the church.

Now, I'm all about that subject.  I took an entire directed study in seminary on queer theology.  There are so many talented queers out there putting out some really great theology.  To sum it up would be difficult, obviously, but Patrick Cheng's Radical Love provides an excellent starting point, explaining that queer theology is about the eradication of barriers.

Seriously, read this shit.  It's great.

Zach Hoag's post was not this.  And worse, he had already blocked a number of fellow queers who dissented too much to what he had to say.  His opinions, flawed as they were, were going relatively unchallenged.

So, despite all common sense, I posted a reply.  He had no clue who I was, so I was able to try and explain why his ideas were so problematic.

To wit:

"There's a lot going on here that requires responding to, and I don't even really know where to begin, so I'm just going to launch into it with some general things.
First, for the love of all that is holy, please stop using LGBT when you're clearly just talking about gays, lesbians, and maybe if they're lucky enough, bisexual folks. This entire post is clearly focused on Christians who have a problem with homosexuality - hence the reference to ex-gay therapies and "civil gay marriage" (protip, just call it marriage, that's what we do). If you wanna be progressive, try actually progressing forward and point out where the church falls short (read: EVERYWHERE) when it comes to the transgender community. However, if your goal here is to discuss homosexuality, just come out with it. Don't use LGBT just because it seems like the thing you're supposed to do. The acronym has a meaning, and it represents more than just "the gays".
Second, with regards to the marriage thing, queers are NOT monolith when it comes to geddin' weddin'. Some want it, others don't, and some are all about polyamory. If you want to address the entire LGBT community's stance on mawwiage and twue wove, be prepared to say a lot, because there's a lot of opinions on it. Some are even adamantly against the entire institution. Yes, it's true, there are queers that actually DO want to destroy traditional marriage.
Finally, please do not confuse the actual pain and suffering of the queer community (note: often at the hands of Christians from all walks, even those who mean well) with the idolized, idealized, perfected "weeping" that we imagine today. Queer people are actually being traumatized, abused, brutalized, killed and more, really, in real life, in reality, right now. And that existence is not so that Christians can take our hands and hold us close and tell us that God has a plan for our pains. We will not be your murder porn.
There is no third way, there is every way. Queer people exist. Accept us, deny us, ignore us, hurt us, murder us, none of it matters. We're here.
I'll agree with you on one point, though. This is not a matter of opinion."

To my surprise, he actually replied!

"Agree that the second point about marriage pertains primarily to gay people, and i tried to differentiate. But I apologize for the confusion. Points 1 & 3 are each applicable to the LGBT people in general, imo, but I understand if you disagree. Another thing: my focus here is on confessing LGBT Christians specfically, and I probably should have added something like "orthodox" LGBT Christians just to be even more clear. Yes, I'm in a progressive Christian category, but I consider myself an orthodox Christian, and an evangelical. I think those things can go together (though, again, it's fine if you disagree).
Finally, your read of my third point as "murder porn" is, of course, outrageous. But outrage is likely what brought you to this post."

At time of writing, those two posts are still visible on the blog, so he at least had the decency to not delete our (admittedly brief) interaction.

Okay, I thought, conversation not over.  Rad.  So I got to work on a new post.  It took me a little while to write, and when I hit "post," I saw a message flash up telling me I'd been blocked and that my post wouldn't be going through.

Ah, well then.

Here we have the siren call of the privileged, one I had until this point been lucky enough not to be a part of.  "You're being mean to me, so what you have to say isn't valid.  Come back when you're ready to be civil."  As if we should be grateful for the scraps.  As if anger is only justified when Jesus is chasing moneychangers out of the Temple.  As if talking about queer issues is more important than listening to actual queer people.

I can't directly respond on his blog.  But I can damn sure respond on my own blog.

So let's get the big gripe out of the way - no, just because you string a series of letters together doesn't suddenly mean you're talking about all queer people.  That blog is most definitely referencing a majority of gay Christians.  The blessings that trans and non-binary Christians could bring have so much more to do with the way churches treat gender.  I don't imagine I'm the only one who experienced major gender segregation growing up in the church.  Men and women are implicitly and explicitly made out to be separate creatures.  Discussions are sometimes divided into teen boys and girls because they couldn't possibly understand one another.  Purity culture is completely focused on the "differences between genders".  And, for the sake of repetition, if your main argument is that we also want monogomous marriage, you're completely missing the point.  It shows a total lack of understanding for queer folk.

Next, orthodoxy.  Orthodoxy is an awful word, and I'm not sure I know many queer Christians who would identify with it.  I'd hate to make a blanket statement beyond that.  Nonetheless, I can say safely that the dedication to this imaginary "orthodoxy" is exactly why the church at large has such a problem bringing LGBTQ Christians back into the fold in the first place.  After all, who likes calling for orthodoxy more than the same people who put "1 Man + 1 Woman = Traditional Marriage" bumper stickers on their cars.

But most importantly, I'm going to go ahead and defend my analogy, because I was frankly proud of that one.  This desire to make queer folks out to be pathetic sufferers who can bring beauty into the world through their transformed pain is not unlike someone who talks about how meaningful it is to have a disabled person in their life to teach them how to be humble (sometimes snarkily known as inspiration porn).

However, in this case, I went with "murder porn" specifically because the lives of queer people are actually at stake.  There are those of us who have been abused, beaten, bruised, broken, and killed - often in the name of maintaining the status quo that also pervades Christianity.  And I can't help but get a squicky feeling at the idea of people putting up their pictures and praying over them and feeling all self-righteous about it, the same way I would if I found out someone jacked it to Saw or Hostel (or perhaps more accurately, real life snuff films).  It's gratification at the expense of real pain.  Nothing wrong with a little kink, but there's a difference between sadism and sociopathy.

So yes, my analogy was outrageous, quite on purpose mind you.  And yeah, I'm outraged.  I'm outraged that actual people are victimized because you need a new way to feel good about yourself.  I'm outraged that you silenced real queer people so that you could take another hit of that sweet, sweet congratulatory cis-het applause.  

You're fucking right I'm outraged, and I'm not going to let us be silenced.

Try and stop me.

Coming Out(s)

I.

I'm a little kid watching Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and laughing at the silly man with the weird face running around and talking out of his ass.  It's a fun movie, relatively harmless.  Towards the end, it's revealed that the male perp they're looking for is actually the female police lieutenant Einhorn.  The entire squad, all of whom have been in some way seduced by her, proceed to become violently ill.  I can see in an instant what I am, and what I should never be.  In a single moment, I come out to myself and immediately shut the closet door in my own face.

II.

I'm in a psychology course and we're studying abnormal psychology.  I find a term that makes me stop in my tracks.  Transvestism, I read, is the desire or habit to dress or act in a manner traditionally befitting another gender.  So there I am, reading about myself in a textbook, in a section about mentally unhealthy people.  I have an identity, and it feels ugly.

III.

I'm writing a blog post in which I explain the nature of coming out while simultaneously coming out to everyone on Facebook.  If I look out of the corner of my eye, I swear I can see infinity.  I can see where I've been, what could have happened, what might still be.

Two years from now I'm happy and healthy and whole.  One year from now, I'm dying in a gutter because someone thinks I'm trying to trick them.  Three years from now, I'm still trying to get on HRT.  Eight years ago, I go hunting all over Google and recognize my identity in time to have a revelation before I've even finished college.  Seventeen years ago I stop Ace Ventura halfway through to go get ice cream with the family, and I still don't know how it ends.

IV.

I come home from work early because I'm worn out by my anxiety.  I curl up in my bed with the lights off and proceed to read the entire e-book of Parker Marie Molloy's coming out story on my phone.  I weep openly and realize that my coming out is about to happen far, far faster than I ever realized.  I know I can't wait much longer.

V.

It's my first time at a trans support group meeting, and despite my reservations, it's going well enough.  I get the name of some local doctors who can probably help me get hormone treatment.  The room is comprised of plenty of trans women of all stripes, a few genderqueer folks, even a trans man who is far more dashing than I would have ever been able to pull off.  Some seem cool, like the trans lesbian couple who kinda remind me of Daria and Jane.  Others I can't stand.  One I'm even kind of crushing on.  But most importantly, the normality of it all comes crashing down on my head and I feel a little more whole.  The last half-hour was designated for "social time" and I leave because my anxiety is downright crippling and I forgot to take my meds that day.

VI.

I hit send on the Facebook messenger program and close my laptop.  I drink some more white wine and eat a few more Hershey's kisses.  There's no going back now, my family knows what I've only just been able to surmise after two decades.  I am trans, and I can only hope they have my back.  Of course, all my worrying was for nothing.  Message after message comes back my way, filled with the love of people who are willing even if they are unprepared.  It's enough.

VII.

I'm taking a class on queer theology with a group of fellow students and friends, in my dean's apartment.  We're drinking wine and eating cheese and crackers and discussing the book on trans theology.  I want to speak up, say more, contribute, tell my life's story.  I want to help them understand this text better.  But I'm not out to a lot of people yet, and it feels weird outing myself just to say something poignant.  I pull my hand away from the knob and wait for another day, a better moment.

VIII.

I'm reading a random webcomic I've found, and I finish the thing in a single setting, fighting back tears.  I know now, truly, that my sexuality is not so easily definable.  I know that if the right person were to come along, it wouldn't matter to me who they were or what they "had".

I'm queer.  It feels good to know.  It's not a mental illness or something you see in a psych textbook.  It's a way of being, of living.

IX.

A friend I've made online informs me that I just might have Gender Dysphoria, which she just so happens to be writing a paper on.  Another term, another identity, another psychological issue.  I never bother to read the paper, and it's not long before we stop communicating for stupid reasons.  Regardless, I adopt the new term, and come out publicly for the first time a few months later.  It's an awkward and ungraceful event, and it isn't long before I regret not better understanding myself.

X.

Just before I've giving up on Thought Catalog entirely, I'm reading an article by someone I've never heard of.  It hits home on a lot of levels, but the most potent line was not the punchline by any means.  She says

~These inaccurate depictions set such a high bar that some women, despite thinking about it every day, will put off transitioning for years while allowing testosterone to ravage their bodies just because they aren’t sure that transition is a “need” for them rather than a “want.”~

The line blows me away, because I've never thought about it before - that testosterone could be considered a poison for someone like me.  There is something wrong with me, but in a way I'd never before imagined.  This is healthy.  This is understanding I've never known before.

XI.

Despite being in leadership for two separate LGBTQ groups at BU, I'm not really out.  I keep thinking I should be more blatant about it, but what happens when I say I think I might be trans?  What if someone calls me out, questions my reality?  It was too stressful, and I kept quiet, clearly an ally but otherwise mysterious in my support.  I would rather have been mysterious than risk such anxiety.

XII.

A trio of amusing new characters have been added to the webcomic Questionable Content.  During a party, one of them, the adorable redheaded nerd Claire, approaches major character Marten and comes out to him as trans.  Immediately she earns her place in my heart as my favorite character.  It's the exact opposite of my childhood. I may not have a role model, but I do have a positive character I could point to and say "that there is a human being". It's something.

+++++

Despite the usual imagery, coming out of the closet isn't always a one-time deal.  Sometimes it's clean and comforting, other times it's messy and upsetting.  Sometimes it doesn't even happen at all.  It happens so many times the memories get scattered across your mind in a kaleidoscope of beauty and horror.

You can come out to yourself, to your family, to your friends, to other queer folk, and each time may require a different approach.

Sometimes I worry that maybe I'm not "trans enough," that I'm somehow appropriating a label that doesn't apply to me until some time in the future when I've gone through enough HRT or had the right surgeries.  I'm still figuring a lot of stuff out, following folks on Twitter, and reading all kinds of articles and conversations and debates.  But at least there are things like this to make figuring it out a little easier.

So, I'm trans, and queer, and still particularly confused about a lot.

And I suppose I'm never not coming out.